Reviving quarantine laughs?

M1

My children told me this morning that Dolly Parton is pitching some new masks:  WorkN925.  They have rhinestones glued to the front.

Stuck in the middle

Two rhinestones.  Great big ones

M1

Funny Stuck!!  You improved it a lot!!

LadyTexan

After the lobby of my bank re-opened, I went in to make a withdrawal. I felt very odd withdrawing money while wearing a mask.

Kevcoy

My DH has a hernia and is scheduled for surgery in 4 weeks.  His doctor told him he should keep his feet up as much as possible until then.  I told him last night to go to his recliner and put his feet up on the extension.  A little while later I came in and saw him laying on the floor with his feet up on the chair.  I started laughing because he actually did what I asked him to do.

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M1 wrote:

Funny Stuck!!  You improved it a lot!!

We make a good team.  One of us lays it up, the other spikes it.

I'm glad you restarted this topic.  

I actually planned to spend this winter posting jokes on the internet, so there!

Farm Gal

My husband purchased a world map and handed me a dart.  Throw this and wherever it lands  --- that is where I am taking you when this pandemic ends.  Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge!

Joydean

Thank all of you for the good laughs! So needed!

Stuck in the middle

I'm making a list of all the friends I've learned I can live without.

A losing hand.

Because of Covid all I do is sit and eat. We all know mirrors don't lie.

I'm just glad they can't laugh

Jeff86

This afternoon’s conversation:

DW:  I like you. 

Me:  is this something new?

DW:  yes. 

Buggsroo

The other night I was cleaning the kitchen counter, when I saw a little empty jar with a tiny potato in it. I asked my husband why he put the potato in the jar. He told me he wanted it to be safe. I laughed quite hard at that, it brought back memories of when my husband cut out a picture of a mouse and taped it above the cat bowls. He explained he thought the cats would like something to look at. I really miss his lovely sense of humour.

Stuck in the middle

So, this couple is at the Pearly Gates, and one says to the other:  "He says masks are mandatory to enter.  Should we try the other place?"

Paris20

There are so many Covid jokes, it’s about to become a pundemic.

Stuck in the middle

The supply chain problem has been traced to Santa's workshop.  Several elves are in therapy for low elf esteem.

Stuck in the middle

Laughter is the best medicine.  Or wine.  I think wine.

Joe C.

I got a nose job today, my new term for a covid test!