How about a laugh or even a smile.

A losing hand.

Stuck in the middle

billS

Saw this on a neighbor's T shirt:

"Made in the fifties

All parts original

Some parts still work"

A losing hand.

An elderly woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and says, “I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"

Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?

She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine."

Stuck in the middle

Doctor:  "As a medical doctor, my advice is to watch what you eat and stay active."

Patient:  "No disrespect, Doctor, but I could have gotten that advice from Dr. Seuss."

A losing hand.

A losing hand.

Stuck in the middle

I had my pizza cut into six slices because I wasn't hungry enough to eat eight slices.

Joydean

A minister stood up and told his congregation today you are going to help with the sermon. When I mention a word I want you to sing what comes to your mind. He said cross and everyone sang the old rugged cross. Power and they all sang power in the blood. He mentioned several other words and they sang, then he said sex, all the congregation just looked around and had nothing, a older gentleman stood up and sang Precious memories how they linger!

A losing hand.

Stuck in the middle, Joydean, 

  I really got a laugh at them jokes.

Judging by all the other replies I guess not to many people are laughing. LOL

toolbeltexpert

Joyce I am still laughing. I'll have to remember that one.

Joydean

Loosing hand, I love anything and everything with Maxine!

ImMaggieMae

A minister told his congregation that the day’s sermon was going to be about lying. “Now how many of you read that Bible chapter I asked you to to read last week in preparation for my sermon?” Most of the hands went up in the church. “Perfect! There was no reading assignment and you are exactly the people I need to reach!”