Times when you decide to laugh instead of cry

Lills

I may have posted this conversation already--but it's one of only a few I actually wrote down and remember.  Wish I would have written them all down!

DH and my conversation on our walk:

 

DH:  Should we walk single file?  (There was a bike in the middle of the sidewalk.)

Me:  Sure.

DH  Should I walk on this side of you?

Me: ok.

DH  Should we talk?  What should we talk about?

Me: I don’t care.  Do you have an idea you’d like to talk about?  

DH  Let’s talk about the moon.

Me:  Ok.

Silence & End of conversation!!!

 

The moon???  Where in the world????

Ed1937

I posted this before too, but.....

I just got ready for bed, when I spilled water on my PJs, so I decided to just sleep in my underwear. In the middle of the night, my wife had to pee. So I got up with her, as I always do. She looked at me, and said "Where are your panties?".

Ernie123

Visiting my DW in MC.

DW: (staring at me, frowning) “You shouldn’t be here. You have to get out of here!”

Me: “Why..why do you want me to go?”

DW: “ Because my husband is coming soon and you can’t be here when he comes!”